I stored $200 somewhere in my room and I forgot where I put it…
… I’d fail as a squirrel.
Update: I haven’t found the loot yet, but I did find my favourite PJ pants
Have also managed to find my long lost Captain America mask
Holy fuck my HSM!Zac Efron poster from back in the day
Mother of God, I can find Narnia in my wardrobe but not two hundred fucking dollars?
… *whispers hoarsely* … my slinkyyyyyyyy
This is fucking ridiculous, I’ve actually resulted to checking every book I own to see if I shoved the money in there.
It’s been 24 hours. I’ve searched the whole room and have come to the conclusion that I may have accidentally thrown the tiny roll of money out when I was cleaning my desk.
… Excuse me while I go stand outside for a bit.
It’s probably in a dumpster by now. And some hobo could’ve just found it right at this moment and bought himself some food and shelter.
Who am I kidding
THE NEXT TIME I GET MONEY
I’M STUFFING IT IN MY BRA
AND NEVER TAKING IT OFF
It was in my wallet this whole time.
I searched until 6am, got up to search again at 8am, looked in every draw and shelf, checked every pocket of every item of clothing I owned, flipped through every single one of my books, dismantled my bed, interrogated my family, cried to my family, cried to my cat, had multiple panic attacks, did not eat at all for a day because I was so distraught— and it was in my wallet.
Have to admit, there was a fleeting moment of hope for that yj season 3. I mean, face it, we're all desperate at this point. I had a good laugh though. I have to ask: Where is that screenshot from the video preview from though? I don't know if it's just my memory being faulty- I haven't watched the show in it's entirety in a while- but I can't recall a time that tigress was in a location like that. So if it isn't too much trouble, mind sharing where you got the screenshot from?
*clears throat* … Ladies and gentlemen. I knew that if I was to troll the YJ fandom, I had to lure them into my trap with a believable thumbnail.
Here you see Artemis in the last suit she was seen wearing.
And here is the place that we last saw our fallen comrade, Wally West.
Mix it all together and you know you got the best of both worlds.